What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

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Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.