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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:01

Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.